This is self-explanatory. (NSFW.)
However, the list was compiled in England, which would explain why the streaker seen below, who offered Jim Furyk roses during his 2003 U.S. Open win right here at Olympia Fields, was ommitted. How Furyk managed to maintain his composure is beyond me. I mean, look at her. I would have been all like, "Screw it! It's only a major. What's your name, nipples?"
