At least now we know what David Wells was doing after being placed on injured reserve.
Some 12 piglets from seven countries took part in the games, which included pig-racing, pig-swimming and pigball.
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Alexei Sharshkov, vice-president of the Sport-Pig Federation, which has around 100 members, said the pigs would not be ending up on anyone's dinner table.
"They go on to produce a new generation of sport pigs. They don't get eaten," he said. "How could you eat a competitor who is known around the world?"
Most impressively, there were no failed drug tests, terrorist scares, or Bob Costas.
