Moments after Jeff Brantley reminded viewers that Scott Schoeneweis has "only struck out nineteen batters this season," George Grande had these kind words about the lefty specialist:
"The good news for Schoeneweis, he's a strikeout machine; 37 innings, 19 strikeouts..."
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Strikeout machine? Am I missing something? Is this opposite month? Since when is a strikeout rate of less than five per nine the work of a srikeout machine?
George Grande, your Reds television announcer since 1993!
-Brad Spieser (Brad@TwinKilling.com)
7/17/08
