Maurice Clarett has been arrested. Again. This time following a police chase. He was wearing a bullet-proof vest at the time. In his vehicle were four guns, a half-bottle of vodka, a whole shitload of broken promise, and an endless amount of crazy.
Unless Clarett lands permanently behind bars, I don't see the guy making it past thirty.
In the meantime, maybe Clarett can land a spot with the Bears. Hell, with Thomas Jones nursing a sore hamstring and bruised ego and Cedric Benson out with an injured shoulder, Clarett's services may just be needed (and, frighteningly, I'm only half-kidding). He'd also give the police force of plush Lake Forest something to do. They can't be too busy.
If a gig with the Bears doesn't work out, I'm sure the Canadian Football League has a spot for him. Laurence Phillips and Ricky Williams can give him pointers.
