You have no business buying lottery tickets if you've already won the Powerball - I know this. Come tomorrow, though, I'll be the loathsome jackass in line at UDF waiting to buy Pick Three tickets and Scratch-Offs.
And why?
I just won the freaking Powerball! Explain.
The University of South Carolina football team currently has a human being on their roster by the name of Donte'e Nicholls (pictured above).
That...is unprecedented. Has to be, right? Donte'e? If Donte is pronounced Don-tay, then I have to believe Donte'e is pronounced Don-tay-ay.
This world is awesome.
Tomorrow will undoubtedly be a letdown.
-Brad Spieser (Brad@TwinKilling.com)
8/14/08
