Nothing I could write would be funnier than this:
ESPN's Chris Mortensen is reporting the Bengals have made Rudi Johnson available for a trade and are looking for a "legitimate receiver" in return.
Good luck with that!
In related news, Chad Johnson has a torn labrum. Although you are probably pretty sure this is bad news, I happen to know for a fact that this is terrible news - as I once tore my labrum in grand fashion. Perhaps you remember this hilarious account, written by one-time TwinKilling.com contributor Cam. (Note: Cam writes in the story that I tore my rotator cuff, but it was actually my labrum. Enjoy.)
-Brad Spieser (Brad@TwinKilling.com)
8/25/08
